Ivanka Trump Launches ‘Find Something New’ Career Campaign

White House adviser Ivanka Trump, along with Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross - have decided to inform millions of unemployed people, that all they need to do to provide for themselves or their families, is to simply “Find Something New,” and the two have helped launch a website and an ad campaign to promote the idea.

Well, I do have to admit, there’s certainly nothing quite like getting your employment advice from someone who’s gotten nearly everything they have through nepotism. Now, in her defense, I suppose she really does mean well - you know, in a Marie Antoinette kind of way.

And that, makes me wonder just how well Ivanka might do on one of those cognitive tests like the one her father just took? Now, let’s see - your first word choices are “dog, cat, daddy, camera, and selfie.” I believe that would match up pretty well with the term “clueless.”

Anyway, I guess at this point, all we can basically hope for is that come November, America will finally send these grifters a clear message that - perhaps it’s time for them to "Find Something New.”

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