And people are shocked when I claim that I immigrated to the United States from Alabama.
Florida and Texas are neck in neck for second place.
I had a startup at Tom's Foods in Perry Florida in 1989 on a weekend so we wouldn't interrupt production, I got checked into their finest Howard Johnson's and got a call from the plant, startup was canceled due to Clan Rallies at the plant that weekend.
Texas seems to ticket so many Californians that California doesn't put complaints from Texas on your driving record. Their weird driving rules make no sense, like speed limits that change depending on whether the sun is up or not, but not based on the actual position of the sun, sundown is an arbitrary time they picked, so I got a speeding ticket for going 20 mph over the speed limit even though the sun was up. Not to mention all the cars passing me with my "California" license plate just before being pulled over. I never paid that ticket and never will, I did ask about it at the DMV and we all had a good laugh at stupid fucking Texas's expense.

Alabamastan probably won’t clear her record. It would be the right thing to do, so that means the powers that be will deny her appeal unfortunately.

Exactly