How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
Is it wrong that my brain can not read that as it does not have enough Jim Beams or beams in it.
I need it to go
How much Beam could Jim Beam beam if Jim Beam could beam Beam. I know it is wrong but I need it for the flow of syllables.
ROFL. You're rigjt!!
I thought the same when I read it.
But it's still funny. Haha.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
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Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
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Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
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