I can handle the rum and tequila, but vodka literally gets me sick. (Drank too much at 18 - long story, quite interesting- I only know of it from others telling me).
I did that at 17 nearly a whole 750ml bottle and chased it with beer... I was hung over like a bastard for two days...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz I stepped out of a moving car into a rose bush. I have no memory, but I've been told. And the rose bush - I was very thorned.
@Beowulfsfriend I remember telling people how faced I was and that after that I wasn't to be held responsible for my actions... Last thing I remember was barfing on the table and then waking up in bed. I couldn't even drink water until later in the day.
I've been looking for the same thing for years and fortunately haven't found it yet
Now that's fucking funny!
So says the man currently plastered to the wall!
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.