Lie on his left side? Like as he slept? Because who can control which side they lay on? Unless he was physically forced to stay that way. Also, wtf kind of punishment is that? "Here, take a nap, but if you lay on your right side, so help me!"
I have so many questions.
Oh, my, weirdness in the Babble....who knew?
In answer to this obviously rhetorical and sarcastic question.... Anyone who actually reads it...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz read it cover to cover several times in my life (okay, I skipped The Begats) that's why I am a militant atheist!
@AnneWimsey "Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever created" - Isaac Asimov
First time I ever heard of being able to order your kind of own shit sandwich was reading the bible....
Posted by MoravianBritish and French imperialism is long gone and hopefully US imperialism will soon follow
Posted by backtobasicsWhen you think about all the wars, famine, pestilence, suffering and cruelty if god really existed he would have to be a huge sadist.
Posted by noworry28THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! An Ode to Ignorance, I went to Ohio and what did I see?
Posted by Lizard_of_AhazWhen you call yourself a "superpower..."
Posted by glennlabIt can be so fucking tough some days.
Posted by glennlabYou're free to believe whatever you want, but not to force that belief on others.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHow did I get to be a senior citizen without knowing this one???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyEasy guide to flags??
Posted by CocoavineWhen love means saving you from bad decisions 😜
Posted by glennlabYou wonder why they want to limit access to books?
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's what happened! 🤣🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI love John…
Posted by glennlabOn a nonpolitical note
Posted by glennlabIt's going to be a great day
Posted by noworry28They are everywhere.
Posted by glennlabNot only that, if you fall asleep while reading one, you don't miss anything