i recall cringing when I saw this segment in the movie "Something about Mary"...great acting by Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, and let's not forget Matt Dillon.
I mean...the cum in her hair...the dog that needed a body cast...such a great movie!
Silly bastards should wear underpants & tuck themself in.
I once had a lover (a nurse cockwatcher) who expressed surprise that I dressed with my penis standing flacidly to attention. I am astonished to learn that others don't. And I've never been caught by a zipper.
We got a bleeder!!
More likely too much wanking without lube.
@FrayedBear Its in reference to the movie where it came from.
@mistymoon77 not familiar.
Posted by MoravianBritish and French imperialism is long gone and hopefully US imperialism will soon follow
Posted by backtobasicsWhen you think about all the wars, famine, pestilence, suffering and cruelty if god really existed he would have to be a huge sadist.
Posted by noworry28THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! An Ode to Ignorance, I went to Ohio and what did I see?
Posted by Lizard_of_AhazWhen you call yourself a "superpower..."
Posted by glennlabIt can be so fucking tough some days.
Posted by glennlabYou're free to believe whatever you want, but not to force that belief on others.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHow did I get to be a senior citizen without knowing this one???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyEasy guide to flags??
Posted by CocoavineWhen love means saving you from bad decisions 😜
Posted by glennlabYou wonder why they want to limit access to books?
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's what happened! 🤣🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI love John…
Posted by glennlabOn a nonpolitical note
Posted by glennlabIt's going to be a great day
Posted by noworry28They are everywhere.
Posted by glennlabNot only that, if you fall asleep while reading one, you don't miss anything