i recall cringing when I saw this segment in the movie "Something about Mary"...great acting by Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, and let's not forget Matt Dillon.
I mean...the cum in her hair...the dog that needed a body cast...such a great movie!
Silly bastards should wear underpants & tuck themself in.
I once had a lover (a nurse cockwatcher) who expressed surprise that I dressed with my penis standing flacidly to attention. I am astonished to learn that others don't. And I've never been caught by a zipper.
We got a bleeder!!
More likely too much wanking without lube.
@FrayedBear Its in reference to the movie where it came from.
@mistymoon77 not familiar.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
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Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
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