It has been pointed out many times to the chagrin of Mormon Apostles that Jesus would not pass a temple worthiness interview and so would be barred from his own house.
1 He drinks alcohol
2 He does not pay tithing at the church rate (the widows mite)
3 He refuses to shave off his beard
4 He does not wear a tie
5 He associates with disreputable people and none Mormons
6 He would today be seen as a transvestite for not wearing "male clothes"
7 He is (in "reality" ) Black African and is not married to a woman at 33 years old hence not heaven worthy
8 He advocates loving your fellow man and so is possibly homosexual
9 He never openly condemned homosexuality or masturbation and so is considered tacitly in favour of sin
10 He declared himself the son of God, not not something backed up in the BOM
Looks more like he's gone astray from Burn's Night or Hogmanay.
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