Lust.
It all started when Archimedes found the sandwich he had lost, shouted eureka, and ran naked through the streets of Pompeii to tell Euclid of his discovery.
As luck would have it, Pythagoras was having lunch with Euclid that very day, and those two were often a sandwich short of a picnic.
Ruminating over Archimedes' sandwich, Euclid opined that if the sandwich was cut in twain both vertically and horizontally then the sum of the four squares would each the larger square.
Whereupon Pythagoras, eschewing Euclidean geometry, observed with a little strut and crust that cutting diagonally makes the sum of four triangles equal to the sum of four squares proving irrefutably and ineluctably that triangles are equal to squares.
Archimedes, who was eating the sandwich and not paying much attention by this stage, ran back down the street to escape the volcanic eruption and as a consequence completely misquoted a formula that they later attributed to Pythagoras.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.