Looking back at some of thekids I knew the only reason they didn't eat Tide pods, is because they didn't exist, and they didn't snort condoms because they were too stupid to buy them.
They did light farts, nearly blow themselves up with acetylene filled garbage bags, almost lose fingers to M80s, shoot each other with pellet guns, drink and drive, and one guy snorted sand on a dare.
Yeah, keep telling yourselves that kids weren't that stupid back in the day.
And for the record, I never did any of that shit personally.
I remember getting drunk off of menβs after shave.
How is that different from tide pods
Gone are the good days when teenagers just went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
What about night train?
Never tried that but heard it was some nasty shit.
We drank everything alcoholic in sight (well, not mouthwash) and snorted a dump truck full of Colombian Marching Powder.
Lol
And Boone's Farm, too. Can't forget the Boone's Farm!!!!
Steppin Out, Mellow Days, Easy Nights, oh hell ya.. those were the days.
That's right!
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