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And now my phone is sticky.
JeremyTaylor
Level 8
June 26, 2018
3
I won't ask the exact provenance of the stickiness in question!?
@Blindbird Wouldn't you like to know? ?
With the Winnie the Pooh one I for some reason didn’t think of how weird that was as a child..
pan_heathen97
Level 7
June 26, 2018
6
Too funny. I was working as a propbuilder (carpenter) on the Midnight Texas set in Albuquerque when my pants had a blowout like that. I don't wear underwear, luckily my hammer acted as partial cover. I thought I had a back up pair of jeans in the car, but I was screwed that day
zorialoki
Level 8
June 26, 2018
3
Nice word choice, lol
@Blindbird Neither men nor women said a fucking word. I was surprised and a great bit relieved about their professionalism. Shit happens, and you deal with it the best you can
I put my drink down before opening the link. I'm glad you warned me.
JimG
Level 8
June 26, 2018
4
Darn!
Lol! Mission accomplished, my friend!
mek7730
Level 7
June 26, 2018
3
Sweet!!!!
We have the typical cleavage, I heard of under breast (reverse) cleavage, ass crack cleavage, toe cleavage, camel toe (cleavage) and recently hip cleavage but I hope back cleavage does not become a thing!
Lukian
Level 8
June 26, 2018
4
Haven't been down to the US much lately have ya?
@Blindbird lmao
@Blindbird I don’t go to the US often, but when I do, I avoid Walmart’s and all you can eat buffets.
Stay healthy my friend!
@Lukian I try but pizza and mountain dew tempt me mightily.
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