Yeah, no, that's weird. I'd have to be pretty damn high to jack of enough to make a rock glow... #MasterbationWoo
What the actual F@¢& did I just read?!
...and subsequently just Google
.. on my work computer??
FML
Lol
If anyone asks just say you do this instead of drink coffee, same results...
@ClaytonE83 I picked a bad day to stop drinking beer. First, the weather station near me hit 114° F. at 5,000 ft. altitude and 40° N. Latitude today. No, I'm not kidding. Now, this.
@GuyKeith might be a good day, when you drink you run hot the next day... Stay safe and hydrated
@ClaytonE83 One thing I learned up here is that you cannot drink enough water. Being dehydrated makes everything worse, especially a hangover. When I walk my 5 miles around the lake, I put on my backpack with several bottle of water.
@GuyKeith maybe a JO Crystal would help?
@ClaytonE83 Please stop.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C Clarke
It's not even technology
So far your comment is "beating" the "post" lol
@ClaytonE83 I see what you did there!
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