God is a woman who ejaculated the whole universe into existence when she masturbated in the beginning. Prove me wrong.
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Where you setting up church?
jenandjuice1111
Level 7
July 11, 2018
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"Cum all ye faithful!"
If that’s true why do I see “universe” behind the hand,... your welcome.
ArdentAtheist
Level 8
July 11, 2018
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Not my job, prove your premise! Tho I do like your scenario better than a lot of creation myths!
phxbillcee
Level 10
July 11, 2018
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Takes the terms “Big Bang Theory” and “Hot Flashes” to a whole new level.
@MissKathleen It could also be a “fellati-ous” theory? #Giggity
@MissKathleen Fine. Then you can write my orbit-uary since the laugher died.
@Vipyr82 I thought all 3 were amusing, but then, I guess I regressed some time ago, if I ever progressed at all!
@MissKathleen That’s unfortunate given how you were comet at me.
@MissKathleen Ok, then.
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