Where do I begin. But there are some things that I wouldn't change for anything. A few of my never again:
Dang, girl, I didn't have any of your picks on my "anti-list"!
Never get involved with a religious or conservative woman.
Never buy my drugs from a house that looks worse than mine.
Never count on opioids to cure my chronic pain, but never believe the docs that all of a sudden act like they don't exist for you!
Never discount a long distance relationship, as hell, who knows!
Never say never, which sorta links into the last one!
Never assume I have the final answer! I'm sharp, but by no means perfect. Realize that I may be full of shit!
Never again automatically discount the decision to not extend my enlistment. I could have 'used' the service for a bunch of schooling, & still served! Not my brightest move!
Watch my tendency to be too much of a "goody-two-shoes" in relationships, & let real experiences pass me by because I was too much a "thoughtful" guy. Idiot, quite often, not necessarily doing the right thing, as being 'righteous', almost as bad as the religious at times! I was far too often a prude, even tho I had been through some very "different" situations!
I'd like to say never put myself in the position of taking care of my Mom, & tho I often sorta wish that, she stays home due to my being here. She feels safer & more secure, & I can't take that away from her!
A lot of things I did were likely dumb as shit, but I did them, & hopefully learned & experienced.
Too insightful for this hour!
Oh that's easy - get my car stuck down an impenetrable road - twist my ankle and hike out through the woods into a Nudist Camp.
That was one particularly bad year of my life I never intend to repeat. And that was the highlight.
omg... way funny.. I am sure not at the time.. but damn, what are the odds.
@mistymoon77 Well I've lived within a few miles of a very large Nudist Camp most of my life? But did I realize where I'd come out of the woods? No.
They have fencing on the MA side. Not so on the CT side! lol
Those are good ones..
Have 'dates" with 2 women that were housemates.One on one side of the house,the other at the complete other end of the house.on the same night.the reason i wouldnt do it again?as it turns out,both women,unbeknownst to any of us,had plans for me in life...TALK ABOUT A CATFIGHT.i WAS LUCKY TO ESCAPE WITH MOST OF MY SKIN
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