I just enjoy the adrenalin flow of manual brushing.
I don't want that damn thing anywhere near my face!
My ex left some things at my house. Anyone want to buy some slightly used dildos? Not guaranteed to be STD free. May need to be cleaned with bleach. Or napalm. No warranty.
Please don't get offended, but I'm going to take a hard pass!
@JazznBlues I don't blame you! I don't want the damn things. I think I know how to get rid of them. Xmas gifts!
@TheGreatShadow beats Halloween handouts!
@JazznBlues Sounds like a great way to get rid of trick-or-treaters! Possibly a law suite...
Save even more money by not buying the vibrator. A wasp in an old cigar tube works just as well.
When I lived in Phoenix, a girl did that right in front of everyone in our kitchen. I wasn't there when it happened. Fuck!
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.