Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.
I’ll do it in three.
Let us pray.
In the words of my grandfather, Lettuce spray. I inherited terrible senses of humor.
Give thanks to god..... (that ruins it for me!)
My nephew and I are both non-believers who have been subjected to the "prayer" for years. Now that Thanksgiving is in his home, there's no praying. We go around the table, and everyone says something they're grateful for. It's lovely.
North Korea has launched!
tRump passed his physical.
China wants their money!
xmas is still coming...
Deep fry frozen turkey.
Is the turkey circumcised?
That’s not a turkey.
I HATE trump
I hate trump too
@Cutiebeauty yay!!!
@Cutiebeauty, @MichelleGar1 - Let's all hate Trump together!
@DoDapper yes!!! Sounds good to me!
No turkey this year
I'm okay with no turkey. Actually, this year, we've decided to grill. Probably going to have some sort of pork.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .