Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.
I’ll do it in three.
Let us pray.
In the words of my grandfather, Lettuce spray. I inherited terrible senses of humor.
Give thanks to god..... (that ruins it for me!)
My nephew and I are both non-believers who have been subjected to the "prayer" for years. Now that Thanksgiving is in his home, there's no praying. We go around the table, and everyone says something they're grateful for. It's lovely.
North Korea has launched!
tRump passed his physical.
China wants their money!
xmas is still coming...
Deep fry frozen turkey.
Is the turkey circumcised?
That’s not a turkey.
I HATE trump
I hate trump too
@Cutiebeauty yay!!!
@Cutiebeauty, @MichelleGar1 - Let's all hate Trump together!
@DoDapper yes!!! Sounds good to me!
No turkey this year
I'm okay with no turkey. Actually, this year, we've decided to grill. Probably going to have some sort of pork.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.