I've been trying to hold on to hope that noah's adventure could possibly have happened, but this has pushed me beyond the tipping point. Ants, termites, (i think Ardvarks eat termites) and a plethora of other insects needed to feed all the birds, rodents and many other insect eaters. It's yuge, and if you had all the necessary bugs, what are they gunna eat? They gotta eat suppin. And it just goes on and on and on.
A Star Trek replicator probably couldn't even keep up. That means it's all bull shit. But on the bright side, at least the dung beetles would have plenty to eat.
Until all the rest of the animals died off!
@phxbillcee that second to the last sentence, "that means it's all bull shit", was the sustenance I was counting on to keep the DBs going long after this story was old news.
Still want to know who cleaned up the bottom of the boat.
@Shouldbefishing Yeah, I believe that was described in Genesis 20:23-25, "...& the shit shall flow..."
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