BREAKING NEWS - Donald Trump bans all Romanians from entering U.S. until he can get to the bottom of this Romaine lettuce issue...
What's truly pathetic is that I wouldn't be remotely surprised if it were true.
I could see him going off, in the middle-of-the-night, toilet twitter rant threatening sanctions & tariffs & how it was all Obama's fault!
@phxbillcee Easily.
@phxbillcee I can hear him now...."The Democrats are responsible for the lettuce recall. This happened all the time with Obama. The Democrats...their lettuce is really bad; so bad; it's a shame. I have the best lettuce. Everyone loves my lettuce. I heard someone the other day say 'Your lettuce is great. Why do the Democrats want us to have bad lettuce?' Really, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I'm going to say it anyway...it's because of the caravan and illegal criminals like MS-13. That's why we should 'Build the Wall' so we can have good, clean lettuce."
@phxbillcee Toilet Twitter Ranting... OMG...
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself