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altschmerz 9 Jan 22
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Bladder and food.

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Coffee?

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Yep

Kojaksmom Level 8 Jan 22, 2019
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Me three!

Robecology Level 9 Jan 22, 2019
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What with having stage 4 kidney disease, I must refill after each and every voiding.
Luckily I live in the country on 3 acres. I just pop out the back door where I have a gigantic urinal and let er rip. At night when I direct a flashlight at the stream, it satisfies my need for bling.

Sorry for your “illness”....but I keep a bottle by the bed...and I, too have to sip often at night to fight dry mouth. ....no kidney nor bladder disease - yet - but a very enlarged prostate.

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Money

darthfaja Level 7 Jan 22, 2019
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best alarm there is (except maybe a dog who has to go for a walk)

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Life..... ?????????

I don't know what you are taking? But cut the dose

@Mokvon I'm taking oxygen...

@Cutiebeauty i hear good things about auto eroctic asphyxiation.

@Mokvon go for it then... If I don't hear from you tomorrow, you did it wrong lol

@Cutiebeauty ah chucks, the romance is gone.

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that would be my answer

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Mine.
Then hers.
Then coffee.

KKGator Level 9 Jan 22, 2019

@Closeted Thank you!!
She is the joy of my life!

That face ? you can't help yourself

@Zoohome She's the best part of my life.

@KKGator I believe. Hard to deal with their life span ?

@Zoohome I can't even. We're getting closer to that, and, while it's inevitable, I'm hoping we've got more time together.

@KKGator I hope so too. How old is she?

@Zoohome 14

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but right back in it afterward

glennlab Level 10 Jan 22, 2019

I wish... that only happens when the bladder talks before wake up time.

@Zoohome The advantages of not HAVING to get up.

@glennlab lol

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