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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions
overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around
8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.
“Darling, I can’t lie to you,” the husband said. “I’ve been having an
affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t
wake up until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve
been playing golf!”
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