Honeymoon couple in the hotel suite for newly weds. She has the bed massage unit going lying waiting for him to come out the bathroom. Eventually after non-appearance she shouts out "you're afraid ain't ya?" Sticking his head out he replies "Nope but my Ma told me you have teeth down there". Throwing back the bed clothes she spread her legs saying " Look, no teeth!" Coming closer he peers down at her and eventually says -
"Yeah, no teeth but your gums look a bit inflamed!"
Reminds me of a joke...
I thought it was a joke
@Rudy1962 give me time to write it out!
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