Pee in its eye! Love it.
Isn't tree climbing silly?
I heard you're supposed to trip your friend and run like hell....Lol
Us asthma suffers are first to be malled by a bear.
A toss up as to what kills you first - asthma attack or bear.???
@FrayedBear vote for the bear.
Asthma suffers carry emergency inhalers to stop asthma attacks. Their lungs have been damaged and therefore they can't do anything that requires extreme heavy breathing -- like doing the two minute mile. That means in a group, they'd run the slowest and be first to be killed by a bear. It's why Petunia hikes with me in bear country.
For short bursts a brown bear can outrun a healthy human. They can do 35 mph, a little faster than race horses. A grizzly can do a 50 yard sprint in three seconds. Your odds of outrunning a bear are incredibly dim.
@WonderWartHog99 Nearly Twice as fast as a human.
@WonderWartHog99 Do you carry a gun?
No ?'s in NYC LoL
@actofdog yes... Quite awhile ago when I became pregnant... I still have my ? in ferndale though
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
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