As Robin Williams once said in his role as Patch Adams, "Let's check out the ladies in the maternity ward. You know they put out."
BEFORE sex is exactly when dudes show up at the door with gifts.
In this case, they might have just been hoping to get in on the action.
I'm unsure what the value of frankincense and myrrh were at that time, but I'm still thinking the guy with gold had the best shot of getting some action.
LOL, shades of the movie "Mama Mia!" - with the girl who has three possible dads.... Although the mother actually admitted having had sex with all three... Unlike Hay-zoos' mother...
Never seen "Mama Mia!" but that is the plot of "Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell" 1968 too.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
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Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
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Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
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