My favorite blonde joke (fyi, I am a blonde)
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
...you tell her sheβs pregnant.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So the brunettes can remember them.
Ask any teacher...the problem with pretty students (or Blond girls....which used to be synonymous with "pretty" ) ... is that they're constantly being distracted!
It's almost not their fault they're "dumb"....
Parents of young ladies growing in to their teen years...let this be a warning...
I hope you're joking... And don't really believe this...
l can see this triggering a few
Sadly, you are most likely right about that.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .