Ah Florida, land of my forefathers, place I call home and probably a big reason my mind is so twisted....(the 2nd two are from a spoof FB page, fyi)
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Really funny! And I live in FL, I like the mosquito one! 
Merseyman1
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May 18, 2019
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One my friends wants to move to Florida. Think I might send him these.. just a little heads up. lol
mistymoon77
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May 17, 2019
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It's funny, because it's true.
LOL
KKGator
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May 17, 2019
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The hospital in question actually DID have a dead body dumped on their freaking loading dock in the middle of the night. Some poor lady walking her dog found him.
@OpposingOpposum Yeah, all sorts of weird shit happens in Florida. Although, I can tell you with 100% certainty, Georgia isn't much better. In many ways, it's even worse here. At least in Florida, a woman can still get an abortion if she needs to.
@KKGator for now 
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