Honestly, the Bible ainβt much good for whacking off to Maybe I just didnβt find the right passages
What?! There is some truly salacious stuff in there. [answeringchristian.wordpress.com]
@OpposingOpposum guess I was looking for lust in all the wrong places in the Bible
Classy.
Hahahahahaha. If you're looking for class in this group, you are in the wrooooong group.
The Hispanics don't seem to know who Jesus is. They keep calling him "Hey, Zeus!"
Or maybe I'm hearing them wrong. They think Jesus is a doctor who writes children's books. They keep calling him, "Hey, Seuss!"
Sounds like a hymn to sing in church: "Open Your Legs for Jesus."
Most twisted C&W song ever: Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!