I have been fortunate to have avoided this fate for years. However did have to suffer through a large cat jumping off the back of the couch and executing a one paw landing on my brand new/same day vasectomy. Mostly it's been hero cats saving me from a good night's sleep.
Just stepped out of the shower years back and my cat thought my swinging willy looked like a fun cat toy! High pitched screams and many tears later found out that bandaids don't really work on body parts that change sizes...
How about an ace bandage and some paper towels?
You're a better man than I am Gunga din.
Wouldn't hurt as much as burning to death, but damn that would hurt! You know those little claws are razor sharp!
Yes, I have two cats and I would never let my balls hang out like that! lol
Posted by MoravianBritish and French imperialism is long gone and hopefully US imperialism will soon follow
Posted by backtobasicsWhen you think about all the wars, famine, pestilence, suffering and cruelty if god really existed he would have to be a huge sadist.
Posted by noworry28THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! An Ode to Ignorance, I went to Ohio and what did I see?
Posted by Lizard_of_AhazWhen you call yourself a "superpower..."
Posted by glennlabIt can be so fucking tough some days.
Posted by glennlabYou're free to believe whatever you want, but not to force that belief on others.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHow did I get to be a senior citizen without knowing this one???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyEasy guide to flags??
Posted by CocoavineWhen love means saving you from bad decisions 😜
Posted by glennlabYou wonder why they want to limit access to books?
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's what happened! 🤣🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI love John…
Posted by glennlabOn a nonpolitical note
Posted by glennlabIt's going to be a great day
Posted by noworry28They are everywhere.
Posted by glennlabNot only that, if you fall asleep while reading one, you don't miss anything