Question

Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Jehovah!
Jehovah who??
Witnesses!

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Answer 1

They're like testicles: always two-by-two, always knocking at the entrance but never going in!

Answer 2

I have 3 guesses, Steve;

Do you sell symbols for Agnostics?

Daniel Brown said Jesus great, great, great great, great grand Child is alive and well in France.....would you like to discuss it?

Sorry; I quit Santa when I was 5, The Easter bunny when I was 6...how old were you when you found out they're all myths?

Audience says?

Answer 3

Invite them in and then talk to someone who isn't there every few seconds.

Answer 4

Go away and don't come back.

Answer 5

"Sorry you just missed the orgy but we are having the human sacrifice in 20 minutes did you want to join us?..."

Answer 6

How much time do you have?

Answer 7

Did you bring the sacrifice????


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