Is shinning armor to protect your lower legs?
Oh gud I know more than a few of those...
Paranoid about going for points?
That's the way the website is set up....
you're not a "whore" if you post for points...it's simply an achievement thing.
Let's stop associating attempts at achievement with "whoring" anyway.
I wish some fine woman would "whore" me....
>I wish some fine woman would "whore" me....
Le Grand Horizontals charge four figures for the evening.
T'ain't worth it to me but go ahead and call up an escort service anyway.
@WonderWartHog99 'taint worth it to me either...
If I can't find one who'll appreciate a good dinner than I aint paying more than that.
I was just picking on Glenn for calling himself a "point whore"....I say go for the points in a positive way...and not call it a "whoring"...wait...who's that knocking at my door? My whore?
@Robecology "...wait...who's that knocking at my door? My whore?
Good old home delivery. 🥳🥳
No shit ,explains my lack of companions( also not jerk or chick magnet lol)
I have less flattering theories, primarily because my previous wild sexual adventures as a fat, balding, asthmatic white guy. I'm married now and if they show up anyway, Petunia runs them off with a broom.
As a randy 13 year old I got my pudgy paws on the Karma Sutra. It goes into considerable detail on what women want. I re-read that section carefully.
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