Tell the cannibal that you shit in the pot and it was diarrhea. Making butt mud soup.
My first thought was a ladle.
Too conventional....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, that's me all right. Completely conventional and
predictable.
@KKGator I prefer to be known as completely unpredictable, off the wall batshit insane, and a bit scary.... It keeps the death threats coming my way and freaks them out when they get a Google earth photo with a arrow pointing to their location....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Whatever floats your boat.
@KKGator Try it sometime they must spend at least a week cleaning out their shorts...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Really don't need to anymore. No one fucks with me.
@KKGator I had a guy out in the oil fields of Iraq threaten me once so I sent him back one of those posting it in the main forum.... You wouldn't believe how apologetic they get.... I swear if I had been standing in front of him he would have been on his knees asking heads or tails before I could blink....
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself