Tell the cannibal that you shit in the pot and it was diarrhea. Making butt mud soup.
My first thought was a ladle.
Too conventional....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, that's me all right. Completely conventional and
predictable.
@KKGator I prefer to be known as completely unpredictable, off the wall batshit insane, and a bit scary.... It keeps the death threats coming my way and freaks them out when they get a Google earth photo with a arrow pointing to their location....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Whatever floats your boat.
@KKGator Try it sometime they must spend at least a week cleaning out their shorts...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Really don't need to anymore. No one fucks with me.
@KKGator I had a guy out in the oil fields of Iraq threaten me once so I sent him back one of those posting it in the main forum.... You wouldn't believe how apologetic they get.... I swear if I had been standing in front of him he would have been on his knees asking heads or tails before I could blink....
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.