Maybe this whole thing is just one big cosmic joke and Tweety is in the White House just for our entertainment.
We will all wake up one morning and he'll be gone, never existed, and we'll all be wondering if that could really have happened. Sort of like one of those Flash Mobs.
Yeah, and maybe Santa Claus will leave me a bushel basket of $100 bills at Christmas.
It's almost too close to the truth to be funny....