this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
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Once Petunia has announced the tv remote is hers, she's flopped in the recliner, the cat has cuddled with her, it's a series of "bring me" demands for kitchen trips.
Yesterday it was "Now you got me the pizza on a plate, bring me a fork." Then it was bring her a drink with ice. When she finished, she wanted me to take the plate away and bring her ice cream. Then take the empty saucer back to the kitchen and start cleaning the kitchen.
It's rare for us to sit and the dinner table and even rarer for the television to get turned off for the evening. Take out and eat out are her preferred choices.
Unless she comes home with a bag of burger's tonight's menu is coconut breast of chicken with sweet hot sauce, baba ganoush and roasted acorn squash.
WonderWartHog99
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Oct 23, 2019
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@altschmerz She also has a habit of reading cooking books and saying "Here. You can make me this."
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
glennlab
Level 10
Oct 23, 2019
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I use up all my energy hunting down and circulating top quality Memes.
Also - work takes it out of me too.
Sorry to disappoint.
Do you have any chips, by the way?
Asking for a friend. 
The master plan is to get her in the kitchen. Once there, bringing back the chips/dips is less than an issue than making her stop watching the television, go into the kitchen . . . .
I like him already.
@WonderWartHog99 How's that working out for you?
@SiouxcitySue My guess would be not very well...
@SiouxcitySue Petunia keeps her cell phone next to the recliner, not in the kitchen.
@WonderWartHog99 Is that so she can text you when she wants something and you are not in the room?
@SiouxcitySue In that respect, she's low tech: she bellows from the living room anticipating that in the furthermost reaches of the house she will be heard.
Doesn't work too well. It leads to exchanges like:
"I told you -- "
"Must have been while I was taking a whiz. It was a mighty whiz. If every there was a whiz, a wonderful whiz it was . . . ."
Singing; no dancing.
@WonderWartHog99 Do you live in OZ?
@SiouxcitySue Much worse. I live in South Carolina.
@WonderWartHog99 Close.
@SiouxcitySue The more I know people in South Carolina, the more I head for the woods.
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