Why is it always Florida?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I just returned from Key West via Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday and I cut my visit short by 3 days . The 45 mile drive on I 95 was a parking lot that I was almost rammed side swiped or Intentionally forced out of my lane . Motel was $200.00 and a drunk dude screamed every 5 minutes from 11pm to 3am and then the A/C quit working and at 7am the housekeeping staff started trying to clean rooms . I had to get out of this Fucked Up State before I was killed or Broke or both . If I Never see Florida again, I shall die a happy man . I am now sick from a killer cold that I got from a plane load of every other person hacking and coughing .
GEGR
Level 7
Nov 9, 2019
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If you're ready for funny/funky Florida; two authors come to mind;
Carl Hiaasen and Dave Barry.
Robecology
Level 9
Nov 8, 2019
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The sunshine law makes it easy for reporters to access any arrest file in Florida. The rest of the country is just as bad, but they do not have a law like the sunshine law that makes any arrest available to anyone to access. They give us good laughs and memes, so they will keep coming.
noworry28
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Nov 8, 2019
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I've been living here now for a year and a half. I'm a graphic designer for a travel marketing company in Sarasota so I'm kinda in a liberal/stable bubble. Not too many right wing, tinfoil hat, crazy acting maniacs in the groups I spend my time in. But yes, I look around and I see people and think "Yeah, that's a future 'Florida Man' story, just waiting to happen."
Looked it up and found this assessment. Makes sense.
JustChris
Level 6
Nov 8, 2019
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The redneck holding the beer ...the incident occurred in Texas. Florida is at least partially off the hook...Texas has its own share of crazy people.
I guess “hold my beer” was just assumed to be in the quotation for the first photo?
Haemish1
Level 8
Nov 8, 2019
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Jeff Foxworthy, well established redneck expert, says the last words of many a redneck is "Hold my beer. Watch this!"
Jeff did his research outside of Florida however it seems to be a universal redneck law.
A friend of mine stole a Florida state sign warning visitors not to "molest the alligators." A swamp trail at the University of West Florida warns visitors not to molest the snakes. At the Balsam Mountain campgrounds in North Carolina they have a sign warning visitors not molest the bears.
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