scribbled on the wall above a urinal: "Don't look here for the joke. The joke is in your hand."
My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire."
Don't piss on the floor. Be a hero, piss on the ceiling.
@WonderWartHog99 I heard this as " ... Be a hero, shit on the ceiling."
@AtheistInNC Bathroom graffiti may vary from stall to stall. No copyright laws.
The classic for me is:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, only farted.
@WonderWartHog99 I saw one similar in a pay toilet:
Here I sit, broken hearted.
PAID to sh^t, but only farted.
That would break my heart, too!
@BestWithoutGods Who could forget?
@BestWithoutGods You might prefer this one.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .