Re: Number 1 that was me as a kid....
@MissKathleen I just got the minster to ask my parents to never bring me back which embarrassed them so much they had to change churches.... They never made me go to any church with them in the future.
@MissKathleen Keep in mind that my parents were both nowhere near as intelligent as I was and the rest of the family in most cases was even worse. For years I was afraid that it had just skipped a generation in my case and my children would all be idiots. Then when I was 12 my parents sat me down and had a talk and from the way they started I was thinking "oh shit they are going to tell me I am dying of cancer" When they told me I was adopted I was relieved and they couldn't understand why....
@MissKathleen It has the added advantage of being completely true...
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself