Beginners writing 101: Topic; Bouncing Boobies,...begin...
Also am attempting to "breast boobily down the street" because I'm absolutely tickled by that phrase.
Get a friend to go with you, and you can breast boobily, two abreast ?
A lady needs a certain "boobage" to really pull off a good breast boobily!
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Its a thing going around Twitter where women write themselves as men would write them.
@Blindbird it's amazing. Dudes who write like this give me headaches. I mean, I like boobs as much as anyone else, but it has occurred to me that there's usually a woman attached. I always wondered how some guys can stay oblivious to that for so long...
@DonThiebaut Wait! When did that happen! Why wasn't I informed???!!!
@phxbillcee You have to look up!
@DonThiebaut I am particularly delighted by @phxbillcee playing the part of George in that. It's fitting somehow.
@Blindbird & you are Elaine...
@phxbillcee that is exactly how I dance lol.
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