Ok, here's a true story. You can laugh as I'm doing, or you may find it not funny. When I got rid of my whore, it was because he finally whored around with somebody who I thought he deserved. She was literally a meth head. So I went to lunch with her and gave him to her. Told her he was all hers. They're a perfect match. Been at peace ever since. Ahhh. Lol
BTW, ladies, I really am single (ok, maybe with good reason, but that's for another thread), I have real photos on my profile, I've never claimed to be rich but I do have a very old wealthy uncle (in my dreams), I do have a sense of humor (twisted tho it may be), I don't cheat, even at solitaire (if anyone is looking), my hygiene is usually acceptable (if outdoors & not downwind), I don't eat much, tho I drink a tot (or 2 or 3 or...). So, I'll start the bidding at...
Lol right?
@Blindbird I hear a chuckle, not an offer??? LOL
@Blindbird What's really sad, you are the only one who gave that a like. The worst on the post! I thought I'd get a few chuckles from it, but only you! Thanks, dear. A pity like! LOL
@phxbillcee it was not a pity like. I think you're awesome. ?
@Blindbird Thank you, my dear! You've made my evening!
So, you've noticed it, too? What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
Idk. I guess you get them on any dating site. Man they are desperate to make excuses for themselves, aren't they?
@Blindbird I felt like I needed to wash my mind out with bleach.
I did have one exception to the rule. Dementia/Coma.
And I can validate so much for anyone but um nope?
@RavenCT same. Thats an entirely different story
Well they are down right shit heads if they do that.. There's always those chosen few to make the entire batch appear to look rotten.
Haha @Blindbird!! Don't hold back hehe!!!
@Johnsalterego To be fair though ... I feel the same lol .. nothing worse than meeting a woman sleeping with her then she decides to tell you she is married .. !! not the one
@Nickbeee right? Incredibly selfish.
@Johnsalterego it seems you haven't met me...
@Johnsalterego You cannae account for a good liar lol !! !!!!
@Johnsalterego Yeh waste of time that lol !!
@Blindbird sorry I missed your not the one comment.. Understatement.. Happened to me more than once .. fucking idiots lol !!
Should Jason Bateman be on that first one? I've always liked him. Do I get another bubble burst?
No idea. I just liked what the meme had to say.
Oh, please tell me that's not a real thing! That is just so sad, but I guess I shouldn't have expected any different, even from atheists!!! Still, I'm disappointed.
That made me think "Ok so there are fucked up atheists trying to get their fuck-upped-ness validated by atheists because we're all evil as F.".
Why do I get sucked into the normie pages....
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Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself