Better fun prank: Put monopoly money in the envelope & leave off the stamp, & then send it to him!
You out there, ya you, the ones eating tie pods and shoving condoms up your nose.. this post is for you.
Don't forget several years back when teenage girls and teenage boys were soaking tampons in vodka. The girls would insert them where they normally go, and the boys would insert them up their rectums. All that alcohol by passed the liver and went straight into the bloodstream. As an added bonus, if they did it long enough the Vodka started tanning the tissue that it came into contact with. This was pre tide pod.
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself