Then there's this one...
A somewhat homely female nurse let her coworker in on an interesting discovery about a new patient on their ward: "He has a tattoo on his you-know-what. It says 'Swan.'"
The 2nd nurse, who was a very beautiful women, decided to take a look for herself. After a few minutes, she came back and reported her findings:
"You're right, he does have a tattoo there. But it doesn't say 'Swan.' It says 'Saskatchewan.'"
Men love their junk. It’s no surprise.
"Welcome to Jamaica. I hope you have a wonderful day."
P.S. I must admit to being rather attached to my own junk.
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself