Take the family pictures and albums. You know you just can't replace those items.
Show them my meme collection..
Quite the arsenal indeed.
Steal all the forks and left socks but leave no trace.
@Johnsalterego LOL okay metaphysically I realise that is a two way (at least) proposition.
However I think clearing it up is fair so as in opposed to right, not as in just socks that happen to be left because burglars never take socks.
@Johnsalterego Nah all my socks are of a certain type and you can't wear em inside out, they are sculpted lol !! for real.. or shaped for sides .. it's written in them lol ! should get my name in em .. so I could but I would be wearing sock the looked well odd and was ill fitting!!
Take out all the batteries in remotes. Put salt in all the sugar jars. Empty all the coffee creamer and fill it with corn starch and water. Throw a bunch of cooked spaghetti on the walls and then spray paint "ALL HAIL THE FSM."
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself