Once upon a time....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

....those questioning a man's ability to fornicate with a chicken should read that piece of fiction!

This explains it all....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Doh!

You can't fool me.....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I almost prefer the cops!

Just a quick question for the group

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Darker blue!

WW

EricTrommater comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Wonder Woman wears a Wonder Bra? Who knew?

Bad tea.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Jeeze! 14 beers? What was her problem?

[youtu.be] Yummy in all senses.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You had me a bacon...

Good Morning, y'all!...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

...well dark and bitter anyway.

Case of the Mondays... this is how you start if off..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Rough ride!

Articulate, communicative, ...... oooh blushing..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Me likes this memes to!

That miracle would have come in handy during school years..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

....with blue eyes.

Puppy fight

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Pugs all think they are badasses!

Don't be so sensitive

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Bitches be trippin yo....

Another April fool's day idea

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'm tired of these mother f****** snakes in this mother f****** toilet!

For the gardeners

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Except rag weed...

Bye Felicia

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I laughed far harder at this than it deserved....

In honor of tomorrow, & all of you still suffering...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

We're expecting a foot of snow :(

Some people just aren't all about dat life....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

He did end his sentence in a preposition though....

And besides the first day of Spring...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Damn it...so I have to spend the whole afternoon hungry and paranoid again? No different than usual...but still!

Because I hate paperwork and inane chatter and today is full of paperwork and inane chatter.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Da fuck?

Yes please do! The only way to be...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Normal? What's that?

Over my cold, dead body.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Luckily, life is short...

Space, The Final Place That Isn't Earth, (or something like that)...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Did anyone else have to scratch their nose after the last ones subliminally planted it in their brains? Or was it just me?

Cops again.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bad puns, bad puns, whatcha gonna do?

Liar!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Pants on fire!!!!

For all you Floridians, a PSA... Sex Offender Shuffle... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Liked for rhyming Offender with Blender....not Admit with Convicted though.

Describe your love life in one word.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Fickle.

Opossum memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me too...except the very small part.

Most days

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

But I thought it was she who denies it supplies it? You just fessed right up?

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

Mean old agnostics

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pat Robertson kind of looks like an Oompa Loompa in that photo.

True story

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

..... Me too and living off bread crumbs.

Generational differences....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Damn kids today in their Snapchat in their oxycodone!

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#4....I hate that picture of me.

Sorry, y'all

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

About that.....

In my day.....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

When I was a kid Satan was still an angel and hadn't been cast down yet...

Hell seems nice.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

There is one in Michigan too...it freezes over like 7 months a year.

Social media makes things so much easier

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Online dating...literally.

I wish my agent would call

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'm glad I don't have an agent who calls..... I haven't answered the phone in like 10 years and so I would have to tell them to text me.

I need this plate.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Potatos and wine are fruits and vegetables?

Better than Geico! &meme

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Henry II was right. If the State doesn't tax the Church, the eventually the Church becomes the State.

Guess who!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

He should have brought shot guns....

Why?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

But did it work?

When you think you have made a good post but forgot how weird you are.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Poor choice of words...

Jet fueled

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'd be a rocket to Mars.....

Science, bitches!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

How can there be a hell when the world is flat?

My nephew sends these things to me.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Forgot about the sacrificing of farm animals...that I fit that in then that 10:05 spot.

Advanced stupidity

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

The Trump Administration in SpongeBob memes.....

What the hell is wrong with us guys

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I'd do the same thing......

Most popular model sold...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

....but you still have to post pictures of your lunch the old fashioned way....

Is this how islamists and fundamental christians browse porn?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

So hot!

Not really a classical music person but the puns are exquisite.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Fortissimo!

Pun-ishment!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Punny!

Facebook summed up

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Yet I still feel he is judging me...the irony!

More funny from the FB keto group.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The person receiving the text of the S&M camel seems a bit judgemental to me.

Little Johnny was sad when he saw the new ice cream truck drive by.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

With lemon and butter?

Sarcastic?? Not here....lol [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

When someone doesn't get my sarcasm it's on them.....

Decisions, decisions,...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Off the signs of babes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The look on his face while he's holding that sign is priceless.....

Lucky me

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

My last name is already sounds like a disease..... I'm afraid you have trommater.

[youtu.be] For the Christopher Walken fans out there! What do you think, @phxbillcee?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That's some awesome mashing!

Ha!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Brings back memories of college...

How to punch a Nazi... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Hilarious!

Jeebus was NOT a zombie

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Son of a lich!

What a bunch of turd-les. I feel like we're gonna get a lot of use out of the last one.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

None of those turtles seem capable of carrying the Earth.

Hangry people are funny people. More keto hilarity.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

#3 is a very bad photo of me....

They are everywhere...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I used Kindle....so no worries.

Ok, was for this A.M. also, but...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It is still Monday...

Sounds about right.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

IDGAF level...seagull!

A classic, for those who haven't seen it. Toddler king is hangry.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

That baby is way under cooked!

Schrödinger's plates

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

We have Schrodinger's candy bar stuck in the vending machine at work right now. We're taking bets on when it falls.

How did that happen?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Same thing happened to me once.....

Mimesis Thesis...I enjoy being irreverent on social media...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

How do we know the third one is a real Meme and not just one Hume imagined?

Are you mice?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

If you build a better mousetrap the mice just get smarter...

Watch out for angry fish....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Dat fish bowl....

Can confirm.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

My feet get so cold as I get older.

Can you judge a person by the company they keep?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I hope not!

As if... Plus, the bandwidth was such crap, the router caught fire when they tried to FaceTime.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Cuz Moses was all real and stuff!

Baby don't hurt me!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

No mo....

Zzzzzzz...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Plenty of sunshine's still coming your way....anyway.

Somebunny....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Little Bunny Foo Foo's existential crisis was less satisfying than I expected.

A few memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Moths always fall for the old Marco Polo.

Multiple memegasms

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

She didn't have to show the panties!

Anti NRA?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

My conservative friends think Tomi lahren is a plant from the left.....

I can't stop laughing

EricTrommater comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Both at the same time?

How can you not believe...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Did she caress your gun the same way that night Bill?

Best variation of Milkshake.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Never more!

Seems like there should be more women?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

There are... Under not pictured because while God is fake the patriarchy is real!

It's not a sexual positions poll w/ 80% snark, but I hope this will cheer Eric up anyway.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

How was he able to maintain an erection that long? Asking asking for a friend.

Any information of his whereabouts will be highly appreciated and confidential of course.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I feel much better about the time I bought my then-wife a KitchenAid mixer for Valentine's Day.....

Ummm meat group..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Pinkie is what gives it it's great taste!

What does a yellow light mean? [youtu.be]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Slow down...

More dead hookers

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Thank you for helping to uphold the standards of "Memes R Us Group"dead hooker humor.

Enough said.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Mine told me NOT to set fires today.

He thought long & hard on that one...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Well played!

When butthurt normies pop in crying

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

R'amen!

Whatchu Tolkien about?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Fucking ents!

Some bleakness...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

...and cause suffering.

Making whites white again.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 28, 2018:

So much snark! Such win! So jealous I didn't think of it!

Damn it!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I always say I'm too young for Medicare and I'm too old for women to care.