This will not end well...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It hurts to look at...

Sounds about right.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

IDGAF level...seagull!

Ok, was for this A.M. also, but...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It is still Monday...

They are everywhere...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I used Kindle....so no worries.

Hangry people are funny people. More keto hilarity.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

#3 is a very bad photo of me....

Are Some Men Reluctant to Talk on the Phone?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I haven't answered the phone since the late 1990's.

Am I in trouble or someg? I can't post any memes. Everyg I try to post says "undefined".

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Nope. Mine's broken too!

How much for 1 rib?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Once smitten...

For the GoT fans among us.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I'm surprised bill hasn't come in here to make a comment about the size of the loins being girded...

The thoughts that keep me up at night....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It's in a better place...

And tomorrow is Monday. Ugh.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

You can fix anything with duct tape!

Dudeist

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

....

So, this happened today...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Cognitive diffidence much?

Anybody here also childfree?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I was I was your age too...my son wasn't born until I was 30.

Prank under the plank.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Jimmy Hoffa!

Eric goes to great lengths to catch his memes! [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Memes are life!

What a bunch of turd-les. I feel like we're gonna get a lot of use out of the last one.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

None of those turtles seem capable of carrying the Earth.

Aww, isn't that a shame!... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

They should have also arrested his parents... For raising him.

Jeebus was NOT a zombie

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Son of a lich!

How to punch a Nazi... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Hilarious!

That dog....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

So true...

Ha!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Brings back memories of college...

Got a date from here tonight. Any tips??

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Be yourself... if that doesn't work be Julia Roberts. Everybody likes Julia Roberts for some reason.

[youtu.be] For the Christopher Walken fans out there! What do you think, @phxbillcee?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That's some awesome mashing!

How will police know if you're high?... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Are you a cop?

This is so damn cool!... Old Movie Stars Dance to Uptown Funk... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

A rare view of a scene from Disney's Song of the South.

Lucky me

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

My last name is already sounds like a disease..... I'm afraid you have trommater.

Why I don't diet

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

True story!

Why I don't diet

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

True story!

At least I don't have this problem!!!... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Unless that asshole is yourself..... LOL

Life on the farm

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Luckily none of them walked in on the farmer and his sheep...

Off the signs of babes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The look on his face while he's holding that sign is priceless.....

Nicotine is more addictive than we thought... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Me on my break at work lol.

Not funny at all!...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And his successor Chester B Arthur was actually quite successful in uncoupling the church and state in his three and a half years in office. It was the to Cleveland Administrations and McKinley who brought religion back into the White House.

Decisions, decisions,...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Everybody must get stoned! [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That must have been f****** delicious halibut.

Well, I try... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Judge not lest ye be torched in the comment section LOL.

Whatever you say, dear... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

It's a cry for help.....

One of the best "super groups" in my opinion [youtu.be]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Good stuff!

What's in a name...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

There is a really interesting answer to this question if anybody is interested..... You see in 1622 ... Oh nevermind nobody is going to give a f***

Sarcastic?? Not here....lol [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

When someone doesn't get my sarcasm it's on them.....

Little Johnny was sad when he saw the new ice cream truck drive by.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

With lemon and butter?

Pour me another cup of coffee... [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

As I finish another cup...

I just lost my shit

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The horror!

More funny from the FB keto group.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The person receiving the text of the S&M camel seems a bit judgemental to me.

Erm

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I feel so much better about the hours I previously thought I wasted...

It's totally okay to absolutely stuff yourself if you're eating salad, right?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Probably the worst person in the world to comment on this...but sure!

Not all handicaps can be seen

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?

Oops,

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Could be worse.....Could be spam.

Problem solved.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Effective....

Testosterone is cheaper and safer

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

If there is a God, he doesn't advise tRump!

Yep

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And here I thought the aliens were in charge...

"I ain't as good once was, But I'm as good once, as I ever was.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I'd have never tried to listen to country music.

Facebook summed up

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Yet I still feel he is judging me...the irony!

It is too nice outside. Step away from the keyboard!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Crazy talk!!!!

Are you breaking the law??

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

What is this "oral sex" you speak of?

Kill me now

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

For an extra $20.00 they make balloon animals.

How creative can we get for this post.. name that meme

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Uber for the BDSM crowd....

Pun-ishment!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Punny!

Congratulations

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

The fact that they give these people driver's licenses scares the s*** out of me.

Not really a classical music person but the puns are exquisite.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Fortissimo!

Is this how islamists and fundamental christians browse porn?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

So hot!

?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Bitches be trippin yo...

Most popular model sold...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

....but you still have to post pictures of your lunch the old fashioned way....

The first meme I created...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Ridley don't!

Truth

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Because beer makes me happy and water is just wet.

The fear is real.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Zombies galore!

Shamona Lisa

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I love it.....

Purple peas flying in the apple house....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Buffy moogo bafoom. Yes!

Religious pick-up line.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Boom chica wow wow....

Atheist pick-up lines

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Dawkins is a dawg.....

I love chicken wings.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Who knocks anymore? Just text....

What the hell is wrong with us guys

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I'd do the same thing......

[goo.gl] Dang you, endlessly entertaining internet!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And yet you were awake at 1:47 a.m. looking at them.....

Thug life!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I did not choose the Pug life..... The Pug life chose me. I know it's a bulldog but still!

Your wife really cares!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Potassium is a very important part of your diet.....

Knock knock 2

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Have you heard the good news?

Advanced stupidity

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

The Trump Administration in SpongeBob memes.....

My nephew sends these things to me.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Forgot about the sacrificing of farm animals...that I fit that in then that 10:05 spot.

Science, bitches!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

How can there be a hell when the world is flat?

Jihad! Holy war! Reason?...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And no tax breaks!

Tim

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

All the best lines were improved.....

This one made me giggle.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The path of the infected man.....

The subtext of texting....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I have gotten so used to texting that when my phone rings I don't even recognize the sound it makes. I'm like what the hell is it broken?

Just the other damn day!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Those things should come with a warning label.....

Not that know this personally or anything, just had to clarify.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Tis true.....

Jet fueled

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'd be a rocket to Mars.....

Potter!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'm half Muggle...

Pottermore. :)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Rowling on the floor laughing...

Dudeist Priest

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Well that's just like..... Your opinion... Man!

Had to read it twice

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The best nation in Portugal Maybe.....

Too cheesy for this group?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to dis a Bri?

So confused....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

He's a cross-dresser.....

Sometimes it's good to have nothing

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

And if somebody steals my identity..... They can f****** have it!

A little vulgar but bahaha

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

High quality bad taste!

Hes watching

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Where is Dudley Do-Right when you need him!

Whew!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You will also have a shiny coat!

Yeah, as if

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'll Heart Group to get to choose from... They're all like oh yeah I'll pay you!

I got this

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You miss the part where you whisper in their ears "get up pussy!"

Such a relaxing hobby

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I have a list going back to 4th grade if you would like some practice.....