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The term “molest” comes from Spanish to English translation. If I say “don’t bother the alligators”, spanish is “no molesta”. Not that we have a huge spanish influence down here!!!
EyesThatSmile
Level 8
Apr 26, 2020
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In Spanish, salsa is called ketchup. 
A friend of mine stole one of those signs and hung it in his study.
At the University of West Florida they have a boardwalk that goes through a swamp. There are signs posted to not molest the deadly snakes along the trail.
I've also seen the same signs for bears when I camp in the Smokey Mountains. Do not approach a bear with a strap on dildo. You will not be the first but you could be the last.
There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy -- Hamlet.
WonderWartHog99
Level 8
Apr 26, 2020
1
@TCorCM Hey, what did Horatio know?
I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find out they were feeding those alligators the people who were dying from the pandemic...
Lizard_of_Ahaz
Level 9
Apr 26, 2020
4
They don't need to worry about me feeding any alligators.
Lorajay
Level 9
Apr 26, 2020
3
When I visit places that have alligator statues, I always take pictures of me petting the alligator. Same story with Petunia with statues of mother bears with cubs. When I post those pictures on line, people assume those were LIVE animals when I say I live dangerously.
Not that I'd ever mislead anyone.
Fucking Idiot's in Florida .
GEGR
Level 7
Apr 26, 2020
1
"Fucking idiots"? That explains why I had an extensive sex life in Florida. I'd feed them and they would jump my bones. They'd bring friends if I left the liquor cabinet open. After that life became the plot of porno movie.
There is something to be said for fucking Florida idiots.
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