It's a gas.....
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I told this to some friends this morning, and they got a good laugh out of it. I also tried some variations:
When his nose runs, he's called Jack the Dripper.
When he holds his golf club correctly, he's called Jack the Gripper.
When he stumbles, he's called Jack the Tripper.
When he opens a barber shop, he's called Jack the Clipper.
When he has a martini, he's called Jack the Sipper.
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
July 10, 2020
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When he is called "Jack the Tripper" does that mean he has two women living with him and a case of blue balls?....
With all of that gas around him, he must've just eaten Tacc 
RobertMartin
Level 8
July 10, 2020
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If only people would study and understand history. thanks for clearing that up
bookofmorons
Level 9
July 10, 2020
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Really ?
GEGR
Level 7
July 10, 2020
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Us, a collection of wise sages and upstanding members of our community lie to you?
For shame!
@WonderWartHog99 I prefer the phrase "No sure Shitlock...."
@Lizard_of_Ahaz The vulgar version here is expressed as "No shit, Sherlock?" Your version seems a tad convoluted.
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