What do you want on your tombstone? "Memes R Us"
Mine will say "See? I told you I was sick"
You reminded me of my brother in law that complained and bitched all summer that the job was killing him... and he died in the fall... And I may be the only one that believe the job really killed him, his stepson was his boss.... so, I leave you to the conclusions! His ashes are on top of the bar, ruining a perfectly well stocked bar. Still trying to run the bar.
Mine would say "I'm not here, I was cremated, remember?"
Pepperoni and cheese!
Tombstones had great sausage too!
My ashes returned to the caribbean sea. No tombstone for me. Nothing against them. I just want to go the sailor's way... return to Davy Jones Locker.
No stone for me. Scatter me in my pasture or one of my gardens and let me fertilizer the Earth.
I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered, so no tombstone. But I would like to be remembered as a person who was kind of creative and kind of eccentric. It is true that I am "different". My friends call me eccentric. My enemies call me odd. They also call me other things that I can't repeat here. Lol.
I really do want to have a pryer.
A prayer or a pyre?
@phxbillcee Would you be my editor? pyre
@Leutrelle You would grow to hate me, track me down & kill me slowly. Sure!
I have informed my entire family that, no matter what, I want my headstone to be a large marble leg. And underneath I want written "I finally got a leg up"
I own a 3-hole plot. Lookin' like it'll never be used. I think about that from time to time and chuckle.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
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Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .