There's B.S., M.S. and Ph.D.....I've learned what a malaphor is...I've earned by Piled High and Deep....oh, wait, that's not a malaphor...time for a demotion....
Don’t put all your chips on one shoulder.
This ain’t rocket surgery.
Ain’t this a kick in the bucket!
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
I think you’re beating up the wrong dead horse.
Ain’t that the pot jumping on the bandwagon.
I wouldn’t touch that with all the tea in China.
A bird in the hand is worth two to tango.
I’m as hungry as the horse you rode in on.
Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap.
You know, it's deja vu all over again.
It ain't over till it's over.
suddenly i feel like Im in bizzaro world
Suddenly? Has long has it taken you?
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself