It's his two penises that kept him going!
And one eye. This guy should've stayed behind and became the office manager.
Nope. He has a patch on both eyes! Lol.
@tnorman1236 Yup, 2 eye patches.
Edit: oh good. The picture loaded twice. I guess it's keeping with the theme.
@scurry It even gave me two notifications for your post!