Is there a lemonade stand in this fudge factory near the urinals?
Once you learn that the word is pronounced by astronomers with the accent on the first syllable, UR, it takes all the fun out of the double entendre.
Oh, but who wants to call it "you're a niss"?
@WonderWartHog99 Maybe you are, or whoever you're talking to, is a niss. I don't know what it means, ask Monty Python.
@SiouxcitySue To clarify: Oh, but who wants to call it (Uranus) "you're a niss"?
I had made the incorrect assumption "it" was a understood pronoun. My bad.
It's on Route 66 for those looking for kicks. When visitors are about to leave, they're told "Thank you for picking Uranis." It has more than just a mere fudge factory.
You think I'm kidding?
Why do people do this, and why is it funny. I know that to say fart is funny to a 4-year old, but come on people, Uraynis is a mispronunciation of the name of a planet.
@SiouxcitySue The reason why jokes succeed or fail is one of those great human mysteries. It's logic gone mad.
I don't need to die. I did that in Altona = George Burns
Show me. lol
Prepare to be grossed out if look.
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself