I had ex wife that she would have asked me that question, the answer was a no brainer. I'd tell her straight up that her sister is a fat loud mouthed obnoxious drunk. And that ain't no bullshit either.
Be sure to stop staring at Ms Yummy, stuff your tongue back in your mouth and wipe off the drool. Eschew saying anything like MILF.
Then I guess " I'd walk on my hands and knees through 10 miles of dogshit to smell her panties go by on a garbage truck!" is also wrong?
Or, "I would drag my balls across 6 miles of broken glass just to suck the lug nuts off the mail truck that delivers her "Panty of the Month Club" package"?
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.